To put it lightly...
Is there such a thing as a lightly put compliment? I know there are insincere compliments but can one ever give a compliment that is light?? Maybe they can be taken lightly but in actual fact are they firstly light in order to be received as thus? Hee hee.
Did you know that Theo likes to hit women? There was an attempt made on my life (I have bruises to validate my argument) a few days ago that I feel should be shared. Unfortunately I fear that any details will incur the wrath of his royal viciousness... So all I can say is that there was an attempt and there are bruises. I think that if we all band together we can get enough money to send him to an anger management centre. Wouldn't that be nice? We could visit him on weekends... It would be so sweet - us with our little care-packages and him in his cute pristine straight-jackets. Can you picture the scene? Everyone smiling and laughing as Theo tries hard to kill something, but on not being able to accomplish that, drooling slightly and smiling that touching maniacal smile that periodically pops out when he's thinking of new ways to maul something...
Good times.
Of course the greatest thing about Theo in his straight-jacket is that he will not be wearing THAT shirt. Y'al know the one I'm talking about. It's that white one with the little men playing golf on it. Making fun of Theo is great. At least it was until I realised 2 things....
1)He will kill me. Slowly and painfully.
2)I am wearing a pleated granny-skirt and thus have no right to talk about his out-dated grandpa shirt. Also I rarely ever dress appropriately or with any sense of style so while I have no right to tease, I at least know enough about the subject to give it a general critique.
Goodbye friends. Don't forget to play that song about the angels at my funeral, you know the one Berry. I give all my clothes to Dez. Berry and Shlane can have my shoes. My jewellery goes to my brother's unborn daughters. Theo can have any weaponry he finds. James Short can have all my sewing equipment, and if he wants it - he can have my knitting stuff.
God bless.
Did you know that Theo likes to hit women? There was an attempt made on my life (I have bruises to validate my argument) a few days ago that I feel should be shared. Unfortunately I fear that any details will incur the wrath of his royal viciousness... So all I can say is that there was an attempt and there are bruises. I think that if we all band together we can get enough money to send him to an anger management centre. Wouldn't that be nice? We could visit him on weekends... It would be so sweet - us with our little care-packages and him in his cute pristine straight-jackets. Can you picture the scene? Everyone smiling and laughing as Theo tries hard to kill something, but on not being able to accomplish that, drooling slightly and smiling that touching maniacal smile that periodically pops out when he's thinking of new ways to maul something...
Good times.
Of course the greatest thing about Theo in his straight-jacket is that he will not be wearing THAT shirt. Y'al know the one I'm talking about. It's that white one with the little men playing golf on it. Making fun of Theo is great. At least it was until I realised 2 things....
1)He will kill me. Slowly and painfully.
2)I am wearing a pleated granny-skirt and thus have no right to talk about his out-dated grandpa shirt. Also I rarely ever dress appropriately or with any sense of style so while I have no right to tease, I at least know enough about the subject to give it a general critique.
Goodbye friends. Don't forget to play that song about the angels at my funeral, you know the one Berry. I give all my clothes to Dez. Berry and Shlane can have my shoes. My jewellery goes to my brother's unborn daughters. Theo can have any weaponry he finds. James Short can have all my sewing equipment, and if he wants it - he can have my knitting stuff.
God bless.
posted by Shakana | 3:03 PM
7 Comments:
*berry rolling on the floor with laughter*
i like shoes... i could do with some more (hence a PEP visit on Sat!) but i may have to fight Derralyn for some of your clothes... there's this leopard print thing i may feel attatched to after your death... hehe :D *grin*
theo... we should chat sometime... Grumpy Old Men is not a movie you should look to for fashion advice... funny - yes. fashion - no.
i ponder also why james would want your knitting stuff??
I dislike how this little gang is talking about me. THEY are mentally unstable. Unstable like a francium-215 see-saw full of lemmings on the rim of an active volcano during an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter scale. (Wikipedia is quite helpful)
*Shocked expression upon reading Berry's post*
That you would mention anything leopard-printed in a public space.... For Dez: do u want the leopard-print something? u guys could share? trip is next wed - we'l deal with it then...
Theo - how did u find an entire section in wikipedia that incorporated all of that???
don't feign schock Ms Jearey... secretly u were thriving!! :D Also, there will be no sharing! hehe
Thank so much for all the sewing stuff. I'll be sure to use it to fix all my socks.
Can I have your tea pots? Oh and please don't get any blood on it when he finds you.
:) speaking of tea... let me know when?
sure thing... considering my tea pot BROKE... how can u bring up such a touchy subject? weep.
im thinking saturday? get back to me. il get my ppl to spk to ur ppl and we'l do tea at about 2?
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